The Sticky Keyboard Award

Well Regis over at Wizards and Wenches gave me the dubious honor of a Sticky Keyboard Award.  I am truly touched even though Regis thinks I’m dirty, which I am, and the blogroll is incredibly huge. I can’t help some blogroll’s are just big, if that isn’t boasting I don’t know what is.  I’m still in amazement that someone’s blog is named Wizards and Wenches, and the site is devoid of both. Tell you the truth, I happened upon his website to see the aforementioned Wenches, thus proving that I am in fact dirty.  Well he failed me in that department.

The award comes with stipulations…. 

  1. When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to the said person so everyone knows she/he is real.
  2. Choose a minimum of seven (7) blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have seven friends. Show the seven random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with Honest Weblog. Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon.
  3. List at least ten (10) honest things about yourself. Then pass it on!

 

So pass it on I shall…..

1. Cry me a RvR –  Well with all the green if I sneezed on my monitor would anyone know?  A female playing a healer on my server on the destruction side, if that doesn’t scream masochist I don’t know what does.

2. Incoming Pull – There’s only one person with less luck then me when it comes to gear. That’s this guy. Plus all the pictures and videos, even someone with a 3rd grade reading skill like me can enjoy his blog.

3. Shadow War –  Shadow been around for awhile, and his pictures are a little more disturbing then Incomings. Like he had an old dude scratching his back. It just gives me the heebie jeebies, and I worry about him.

4. The Captain’s Blog –  I love how he conned his Significant Other to actually think his obsession is healthy, just kidding.  I do however an old joke always pops in my head when I read his blog.  I was at a Halloween party last year. I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch. So being a little tipsy I asked him, “Excuse me but what’s with the steering wheel?”  The pirate replied, “Arrrrr it’s driving me nuts”

5.  Bootae’s Bloody Blog –  This guy knows his Chosen, and his banners scare the hell out of me. Wanted me to Pimp my Chosen, but being that I have a Trendy Title I really want to out do every one so I’m kind of waiting for that color scheme that screams AWESOME!.

6.  Gaarawarr Gabs – Good blog, Dirty Dwarf. I got some space for you in my pants, my good dwarven friend.

7. Starbreaker –  Another Dwarf Scumbag. He kind of wins cause his actual blog title takes 3 days to type. Starbreaker’s adventures in the great beyond of marshmellow land and on and on, etc…etc.  It’s a good blog though.

 

The 10 things you may or may not  know about me.

1. My nickname in real life is River. Pretty much all my toons follow the same naming convention with “Riv” in it somehow. I once had to tell a girl I was dating and took to a wedding if someone was talking about Chris, that ‘s probably me. She was wondering when I was going to tell her my real name.

2. I like whiskey, alot. me on it.  I chugged a bottle of Early Times Whiskey like John Belushi in Animal House.

3. I like pie alot, Blueberry pie, warmed up with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream is my all time favorite. Followed up by Pecan Pie

4. I like to work out, in the last year I lost 100lbs. I got 100 more to go about. 250lbs is my goal.  I’m 6’5″ that is my ideal weight.

5.  I do actually take blogs off my blogroll from time to time, and I do read all of them at some point or another. Except the foreign language ones. I can hardly read english.

6. In grammar school they thought I had a severe learning disability, until I started taking the standardized test to get into High School. In 8th grade they found out I could do math, and reading at a college level.  It turns out I just didn’t like school that much.

7. I have had more jobs then that guy who does that show “Dirty Jobs”, I’ve been everything from Cashier,  Armed Guard, Cook at Hooters, Assistant Manager at a Quick Oil Change place, Bouncer at various bars, finally to what I am now an Network Admin.

8. I use to party, and drink with the Hell’s Angels. They use to hang out at Bars I use to bounce at.  

9. I was a jock in High School, yeah I was a Football star, Wrestling, and Track. I was that kid Geeks hated.

10. When girls ask me what I do, and I don’t really like them. I tell them I own several shemale porn sites, I tell them the niche market is where it’s at. They usually leave me alone after that.

 

So there ya go. Thanks again for this honor.

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5 Responses to “The Sticky Keyboard Award”

  1. “Tell you the truth, I happened upon his website to see the aforementioned Wenches, thus proving that I am in fact dirty. Well he failed me in that department.”

    And thus my wenches has served their purpose ^^

  2. Grats buddy! and thanks for the honorable mention. =) Oh, and I’m stealing this, “When girls ask me what I do, and I don’t really like them. I tell them I own several shemale porn sites, I tell them the niche market is where it’s at.” Gonna use it all the time now! lol

    Cheers!

  3. Nice blog, 🙂 added also 😉

  4. Thanks for the award, I’m all emotional now lol 🙂

  5. “I like to work out, in the last year I lost 100lbs. I got 100 more to go about. 250lbs is my goal. I’m 6′5″ that is my ideal weight.”

    Whoa dude, that’s so incredibly awesome. Well done, and good luck with the rest of it!

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